So I was playing my new favorite online game, Armor Games' Warfare 1944. This game is the supremely "pretty" version versus it's predecessor , Warfare 1917 which actually had a much more favorable "combat" system. That leads me to the title of this post, the Glitch. I played threw the game on all difficulties, often restarting the Hardened campaign because for some reason the balancing was way off when I played as the Allied forces, I mean, the Germans were just unbeatable on some levels, so I would start over, figure a new upgrade strategy and what not. But this time I started over, something amazing happened. The first level is a big sandy beach similar to Saving Private Ryan, barricade and craters make up the landscape, as you leave the water and get farther into view comes the enemies front lines and a rather large concrete bunker, you need bazookas to take out the bunker, but you have got to clear the machine gunners on the ground first (kinda JUST like private Ryan). As my men come crawling hopelessly off of the bloody sand beach, I notice that my first wave of soldiers are easily wiped out by a machine gunner, but then mortars were dropping everywhere! My entire first fleet of infantry, assault and bazooka teams were all dead and my second wave was coming in right behind them! What killed them so fast?

A tank! A big ass tank, magically appears bellow the German Bunker! It slowly began to creep towards the shore line, my bazooka team getting close, and the German mortar shells are still dropping! I thought to myself, OK, I quit, I should just give up, no way I'll be able to take out this tank with 2 dinky ass bazooka guys and soldiers who cant even throw grenades. Kind of tragic, but with the grace of Glitchy action scripting and and awesome timing, I was saved! The Germans own mortar shelling like a bunch of ass holes inevitably led to their defeat, they dropped so many shells, it ended up destroying the tank and causing enough morale damage to win me the battle! Success! So I guess it wasn't a bad glitch, but I'm sure that if I had lost, it easily would have been.

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So i just finished watching HELLBOY II and I gotta say that Prince Nuada totally reminded me of Magus from Chrono Trigger (the classic SNES video game from '95) when the thought dawned upon me, who would win in a fight between Magus and Prince Nuada? But then the end of Hellboy II totally answered that questoin, so then I thought, ok, who is cooler? Magus, or Nuada? Well I cannot actually answer that question, because to me, Nuada looks like his character was borrowed from Chrono Trigger, or maybe then again it was more or less and ode to Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7......that is a different blog post i think!
They are both high in Magic, both carry with them some shiny blades,have long platinum/white hair and don't take no crap from no one, not even their Parents (Nuada kills his own dad)! Here is another cool lil factoid, they both have sisters! Magus has his sis Janus, and Nuada has his sis Princess Nuala. A lil similarirites that are all to obvious!
But shit, honestly, when Chrono Trigger finally gets a movie made about it, the Production Execs. should keep the team of Hellboy II in mind! Well, I still have not beaten Chrono Trigger, BUT, I did kick MAGUS' ass , literally, back in to time! Well, im getting so OVER this post as I spent most of my time in photoshop to make the lil header image and im quite bored of the subject already! Here , though, are a few youtube vids to keep you entertained.

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Assassin's Creed 2, the keener, wiser, and bigger brother of Assassin's Creed ...1, and by big I mean fat, massive, expansive, allowing mind body and soul to become submerged in a vast sea of possibility and constant motion. Created by ANIMUS/Ubisoft and Possibly one of the most subliminal masonic video games I have ever seen and or played, not to mention enjoyed also.
The problem with the first one was not the fact that you could clime biuldings, litterally scale a wall, jump from a top roofs and land in wooden carts full of hay, no, none of that cool stuff was the issue at all. The issue was the fact that after a while tahts all you were doing. Climbing buildings, jumping off , landing....cause trouble, kill a few guards and escape, copy, paste, repeat..
So here is a teaser, and yes it does just that, teases the hell out of you but says allot!

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